Avery Blockhouse Bay Whore ❤️

About Christchurch

Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout whores, blimey! As an office manager, cor blimey, I’ve seen it all—messy desks, dodgy staplers, and yes, chats bout whores round the water cooler. Now, I’m Boris, yeah, bit of a shambles, but I reckon whores got somethin special—like in me fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze gem from 2013. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” that line, bloody hell, hits ya in the gut, dunnit? Whores, they’re like that—there but not there, tantalizin yet distant, like a Roman nymph, *nympha lasciva*, flittin through the Forum!

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Featuring: * Villa charm - all character features retained, including m stud ceilings * Spacious layout - two separate living areas for entertaining or privacy * Work-from-home ready - .

First off, I had this meeting with a client at the Blockhouse Bay Village. You know, the one with the cute cafes and shops? I’m thinking, “Easy peasy.” But then, I get there, and my client is late. Like, super late. I’m standing outside the café, trying to look all professional, but inside I’m fuming. I mean, c’mon! I could’ve been at home, binge-watching some trashy reality show instead of waiting around.

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