Everly As Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sandnes

Hey, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m divin’ into this hot mess about whores, ‘cause why not? So, I’m obsessed with “Caché,” that creepy Michael Haneke flick from 2005—my fave, hands down. It’s all about secrets, shame, and peekin’ where ya shouldn’t. Whores fit right in—like, who’s watchin’ who, right? “Who sent this tape?”—that’s a line from the movie, and I’m screamin’ it in my head thinkin’ about some chick workin’ the corner. Is she hidin’ somethin’? Is someone stalkin’ her? God, it’s juicy.

Etymology and terminology

Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

First stop, coffee. I hit up that little café on Maple St. You know the one? The barista there is a total legend. I ordered my usual—triple shot, extra foam, sprinkle of cinnamon. I swear, that drink is like liquid happiness. But then, the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Dude, really?” He just laughs it off. I mean, come on! I need that caffeine fix!

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