Allison Selwerd Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Eindhoven

I’m bobbin’ me head, thinkin’ - tartar sauce, this is DEEP! Little factoid for ya: “Whore” ain’t just shock value, nah, it’s flipped - W.H.O.R.E means “Women Honoring One’s Radical Empowerment” to ‘em. Ain’t that a jellyfishin’ twist? Got me all happy, like flippin’ patties on a good day! But then - ugh - some jerkfaces call it trashy, sayin’ it’s too loud, too slutty. Makes me wanna yell, “Barnacles! Let her SING!”

I'm A Whore And That's Alright!

Whore Selwerd Judy · Whore Mijdrecht Alice · Whore Beilen Britney · Whore Odijk Beverly · Netherlands · Find a prostitute Meijel Julie · Whore Tegelen Agata.

But then, bam! My phone buzzes. My buddy, Joris, texts me. “Dude, meet me at the park!” I’m like, “Sure, bro!” But I’m thinking, which park? There’s like a million parks in Selwerd. I’m not even kidding. I finally figure out he means the Selwerderhofpark.

How to survive in Groningen: shopping for groceries