Avery Benthuizen Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m cruisin’, wind in my hair—well, my fantastic hairpiece, best in the world—feelin’ like a king on this Hornet. It’s got a 600cc engine, roars like a lion, tough as nails, just like Trump. Little-known fact—back in ‘98, Honda dropped this bad boy, shocked the bikers, blew their minds—nobody saw it comin’, like me winnin’ the presidency, total surprise, haters cryin’. I love that—it’s raw, it’s real, it’s got guts. Makes me happy, so happy, like winnin’ bigly at everything.

A Dutch brothel where women work for themselves

So, I head home, thinking about all the craziness. Benthuizen is wild, man. It’s got its ups and downs, but it’s home. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Even with the broken machines and the rain. It’s just another day in the life of a machinist, right?

Philip van der Wees appointed Professor of Allied Health Sciences