Lucy Lisse Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Lemme tell ya somethin’ wild – back in 1900s, whores in mining towns, they’d charge a nickel for a quickie! A nickel! That’s like, what, half a donut today? Crazy, right? Surprised me so much I nearly crashed my harvester into Flanders’ barn! D’oh! And get this, some of them ladies had hearts bigger than their – uh, assets. One gal, name’s Lou, she’d patch up drunk miners for free. Ain’t that sweet? Made me happy, like findin’ a sprinkla donut in a box of plain ones.

Vereniging “Oud Lisse”

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So, I duck into a café on the corner of the Heereweg and the Zwarteweg. I order a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and I find out he’s a techie too. We bond over our love for gadgets and how Lisse is kinda behind on the tech scene. I’m like, “C’mon, Lisse! Get with the program!”

Going Dutch at LISSE