Ivy Halsteren Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

Here’s a weird lil’ fact—didja know some whores in history were spies? Yup, stealin’ secrets between the sheets! That’s some next-level hustle, holy krabby patties! Surprised me big time—thought they just, y’know, did the deed. Nope, they’re out here playin’ chess while we’re playin’ checkers! Reminds me of Heath Ledger’s Joker, all “It’s not about money, it’s about sendin’ a message.” Whores got messages, alright—loud ‘n’ clear!

Characteristics

Over female profiles are collected from more than 60 platforms and kept in the system. Prostitute. ✓ Prostitute. ☑ Verified Photos. ☑ Verified Phone.

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into this old lady. She’s like, “Watch where you’re going, young man!” I’m like, “Sorry, ma’am! Didn’t mean to ruin your day.” But she just glares at me. I mean, c’mon! I’m just a stove-maker trying to live my life in Halsteren!

Former NAC Breda player credits Matthew Amoah for career guidance