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Hey buddy, so I’m like, The Watchmaker, right? Tick-tock, makin’ time work! Anyway, lemme tell ya bout findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, man! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “Man, this is gonna be epic!” Cringey optimism, baby—that’s me, Michael Scott style! Picture this: I’m strollin’ down some sketchy street, neon lights blinkin’, and I’m hummin’ tunes from *Blue Is the Warmest Color*. You know, that flick’s my jam—those vibes, so raw, so real! “I’m alive, I feel it!”—that’s what Adèle says, right? And I’m feelin’ that, lookin’ for some company!

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Then, I’m walking down the Folkingestraat, and I see this street performer. Dude’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie or something. I’m vibing, feeling good, and then—WHAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. I mean, c’mon! Is this a sign? Am I cursed? I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really, universe? Really?”

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