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So, I tried it once – this chick, total minx, knew moves that’d make yer head spin faster than a vinyl on 45. Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they called it “massage with benefits” – senators got it on the down-low, sneaky buggers! Made me happy as a hippie at Woodstock – muscles loose, soul groovin’. But once, mate, this geezer botched it – rough hands, no rhythm, like a tone-deaf drummer! Pissed me off, I was ragin’ – “Oi, mate, this ain’t a wrestling hold!”

Body Rub & Erotic Massage Nearby

I am a licensed massage therapist and it is my goal to provide you with the ultimate FBSM experience. Along with a skilled and relaxing massage, enjoy a fine cocktail, a highly visual .

First off, I hit up the local café on the corner of Hithadhoo Magu. You know, the one with the best mas huni? I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and boom! This dude spills his drink all over my lap. Like, seriously? I’m soaked! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside, I’m fumin’. I mean, c’mon, bro! It’s not a water park!

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