Katherine Felidhoo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Eydhafushi

Alright, listen up, ya crazy bastards—I'm Bernie Sanders, passionate as hell, raspy voice tearin’ through, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and I’m here to talk about whores, yeah, the real deal. Not some Wall Street fat cat, nah, I mean the gritty, raw, in-your-face kinda whore like you’d see in *Fish Tank*, my favorite damn movie—Andrea Arnold, 2009, pure genius. That flick’s got Mia, this wild girl dancin’ her ass off, trapped in a shitty council flat, and it’s like, “Everything’s about you, y’know?”—that’s a line I yell in my head every time I think about whores, ‘cause it’s true, they’re the center of their own messed-up worlds.

Whores Felidhoo

First off, I’m in my little bakery on the corner of Hithadhoo Magu. It’s cozy, smells like heaven, and I’ve got my trusty oven, “Ol’ Betsy.” She’s seen better days, but she’s my girl. I’m whipping up some fresh roshi and mas huni for breakfast. If you haven’t had that combo, you’re missing out! It’s like a party in your mouth.

Pres. briefed on land scarcity issues facing V. Felidhoo community