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So, I’m muckin’ about, peekin’ down alleys—*mimes binoculars, trips again*—and there’s this bird, all dolled up, winkin’ at me. Heart’s goin’ *thump-thump*, like I’m Dae-su Oh countin’ days in that cell! “Whether it’s a grain or a rock,” mate, I’m thinkin’, “I’m takin’ a chance!” She’s proper fit, but—*leans in, whispers*—I’m skint! No dosh! I’m flappin’ like a right numpty, pattin’ me pockets—*slaps thighs, pulls out lint*—nuffin’!

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I'm taking in all that Mindresti has to offer and find-a-prostitute is splendid! Your smile makes me melt inside. I treasure Deep Throat and Kissing if good.

Then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “We need you at the office ASAP.” Ugh, really? I was just getting comfy! But duty calls, right? I jog back through the streets, dodging people and pigeons.

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