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Lemme tell ya, this one whore—huge story, nobody knows this—I saw her, right? Downtown, flashy dress, heels—yuge heels, like skyscrapers! Reminds me, “The heart cheats the eye,” straight from the movie—whores cheat, always! She’s laughin’, takin’ cash, actin’ like she owns the joint. Disgusting, I tell ya—disgusting! But funny, too—hilarious, ‘cause she tripped, bam, faceplant! I laughed—couldn’t help it, folks, Trump don’t lie!

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As we’re goin’ down, one of ‘em drops their phone. It bounces off my shoe and lands in the corner. I’m like, “Seriously?!” They’re all panickin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. I’m like, “Relax, it’s just a phone.” But they’re actin’ like it’s the end of the world. I hand it back, and they’re all grateful, but I’m just thinkin’, “Next time, keep a better grip!”

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