Sarah Chinch On Whore ❤️❤️

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So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

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Then I’m strollin’ down Jeongja-dong, and I see this street performer. Dude’s playin’ the guitar like he’s the next K-pop star. I’m vibin’, but then this kid runs by and knocks over his guitar case. I’m like, “Bro, what’s wrong with you?” The performer just laughs it off. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I’d be fuming!”

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