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About Tokyo

Look, findin’ a prostitute ain’t rocket science—wait, scratch that, it kinda is. Social engineering, geolocation hacks, risk assessment—my kinda jam. “The boat’s leaking,” like the kid says in *The Return*—this whole game’s a sinkin’ ship if you don’t play it sharp. Me? I’d rather meme it up—post “LF prostitute, must like rockets” and watch the replies roll in. Pro tip: cash, no crypto—blockchain’s too slow for this gig. Stay safe, don’t be a simp, and maybe rewatch *The Return* while you’re waitin’. Peace out!

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The combination of Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge and Anal Sex (depends on the size) is unbeatable. I'm a firm believer that life is what you make it.

Anyway, I rush to Matsubara Station, and it’s packed. Like, sardines in a can packed. I squeeze onto the train, and this lady next to me is blasting her music. I mean, I love a good J-Pop jam, but not at 8 AM! I’m just trying to survive here.

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