Stella Tochio Honcho Whore ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

So, picture this, yeah – I’m watchin’ Jessica Chastain, all fierce an’ that, goin’ “The clock is tickin’, people!” – and I’m like, cor blimey, that’s the life of a whore right there, innit? Time’s tickin’, gotta make the deals, work the room, proper high stakes! I mean, back in Slough, we’d have prossies hangin’ about near the industrial estate – little known fact, yeah – they’d be chattin’ up lorry drivers, and I’d be like, “Blimey, that’s entrepreneurial spirit!” Proper self-starters, no faff, no HR bollocks – just pure, unfiltered graft.

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🌏 map of Tochio-honcho (Japan / Niigata), satellite view. Real streets and buildings location with labels, ruler, places sharing, search, locating, routing and weather forecast.

But then, just as I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. I go down hard, and my pride takes a hit. I’m lying there, and all I can think is, “Great, now I’m the guy who fell in front of an old lady.” But she just laughs and helps me up. “You’re a good man,” she says. I’m like, “Yeah, but I’m also a clumsy one!”

Jacob Meehan · Biography · Artist ⟋ RA