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So, picture this—I’m at this dive bar, right? This chick, total pro, rolls in, fishnets ripped like she fought a lawnmower and lost. She’s workin’ the room, and I’m like, “Honey, I’ve seen better moves in a silent film!” Made me laugh, tho—her hustle’s realer than half these posers. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s brewing beneath the surface”—she’s got secrets, probs could blackmail the mayor. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, whores in Paris ran underground gambling dens—sneaky bitches, outsmartin’ cops while wearin’ corsets tighter than my grip on a troublemaker.

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Tara Burns is a whore revolutionary and a wilderbabe. She believes in standing up to live and sitting down to write. You can read about her old adventures at.

After what feels like forever, the rescue team comes back. They got the guy! He’s soaked but alive. I’m like, “YES!” The crowd goes wild. I’m high-fiving random strangers. It’s a moment, ya know?

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