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What pisses me off, tho? These posh twats judgin’ ‘em. Oi, mate, ye ever hauled nets at dawn? No? Then shut yer gob! Whores work harder than most, and I’m like, “You shall not pass!” to any prick tryna shame ‘em. Seen one lass—Mary, think her name was—kick a drunk sailor square in the jewels cos he wouldn’t pay up. Bloody brilliant! Made me day, that did—cheered louder than when I hooked a 20-pounder!

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I happen to see this on the Internet and thought it was Hilarious. It is about the best single picture I've ever seen on the Internet.

Finally, my ramen comes. It’s steaming, and I’m ready to dive in. But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy from the forest. He’s like, “Dude, we need to talk about the trees.” I’m like, “Can’t it wait? I’m in Suita!” But no, he keeps going on about some invasive species. I’m like, “Bro, I’m trying to enjoy my ramen here!”

Osaka Univ. crowdfunds to make big dental models for schools for visually impaired people