Vanessa Seiro Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

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As the night rolled in, we hit up this izakaya on Sakae-dori. The food was bomb! I stuffed my face with yakitori and sake. I was feelin’ good, ya know? But then, I spilled my drink all over myself. Classic move. I just laughed it off. “Guess I’m trendy now,” I joked.

The art of making soba noodles at Kamonegi