Emily Onojo Brothel ❤️❤️

About Nagoya

Me, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my wine, thinkin’, “Would I ever?” Nah, fam, I’m too loud for that—whole block’d hear me bossin’ folks around! Hella funny tho, picturin’ me in a brothel, yellin’, *“Make it quick, I got shit to do!”* I’d be runnin’ the place, turnin’ it into a damn empire—Lizzo style, baby! It’s bad bitch o’clock, and I’m here for it! So, what you think—brothels, yay or nay? Spill it, fam!

Alternative Titles

Onojo Brothels. Most whorehouses in Onojo are starting to slowly disappear and become sparse due to mobile apps such as Tinder that have replaced brothels for hookup apps on mobiles.

First stop, my shop. It’s a cozy little place, filled with leather and the smell of glue. I love it. But today? Ugh. I had this customer, right? Total diva. She wanted custom shoes, but like, not just any shoes. No, she wanted them to be “unique.” I’m like, lady, you do realize I’m a shoemaker, not a magician, right?

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