Taylor Hofu Whore ❤️

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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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If you want to learn hofu in English, you will find the translation here, along with other translations from Malay to English. You can also listen to audio pronunciation to learn how to pronounce .

Finally, I crash on my couch, exhausted but happy. I think about the old dude, the lady at City Hall, the kid on the bike, and the couple fight. It’s wild how one day can be a rollercoaster of emotions. Hofu, you’ve got my heart, even if you drive me nuts sometimes. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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