Charlotte Chita Whore ❤️

About Fukuoka

Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

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Finally, I get to the site, and it’s chaos. My crew’s all over the place, and I’m tryin’ to get my tractor in position. But guess what? The engine won’t start! I’m sittin’ there, bangin’ on the dashboard like it’s gonna magically fix itself. I’m like, “C’mon, you hunk of metal! Don’t do this to me!”

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