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Little factoid for ya - heard from some guy on X, swear it’s true - whore’s CEO once lost a million bucks on a single poker hand. A MILLION! Who does that? That’s the kinda nutjob runnin’ this ship! Makes me happy I didn’t dump my life savings in, but also - why am I even lookin’ at this crap? It’s like I’m addicted to the chaos, like Nader in that movie, stuck in his own mess, “I can’t leave her alone!” I can’t leave whore alone!

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Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear, I'm Laura. I'm soaking up the atmosphere in Montego-Bay and whore is remarkable! I need to taste your lips again.

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, right? And I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day!” Got a big pitch for a local hotel. They want somethin’ fresh, somethin’ that screams “Jamaica!” But first, I gotta deal with the chaos of the streets.

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