Zoey Morant Bay Prostitute ❤️

About Savanna-la-Mar

I seen her once, struttin in heels higher than a goddamn skyscraper—made me dizzy just watchin. Prostitution’s old as dirt, right? Fun fact: back in ancient Babylon, they had temple hookers—sacred fuckin pussy, man! Blows my mind! Candy tho, she ain’t no priestess, just a girl tryna eat. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted!”—that’s her, dodgin cops, pimps, and creepy-ass johns.

Attractions

Employees within my first 24 hours offered me and my 17 month old daughter Cocaine, weed, Party drugs, Prostitutes and extra beer (even though all beer is free).

So I roll up to this big ol’ mango tree on the corner of Bay and Main. It was lookin’ kinda rough, branches droopin’ like it was havin’ a bad day. I’m thinkin’, “This tree needs some serious TLC.” I get my gear out, and just as I’m about to climb, this lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You can’t cut that tree! It’s my favorite!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not cuttin’ it, just givin’ it a trim.” But she was not havin’ it.

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