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About Montego Bay

Here’s a lil’ story—true as my big hair! Friend of mine, ol’ Bobby Joe, went lookin’ for a lady friend in Memphis once. Swore he’d keep it hush-hush, but next mornin’, half the town knew! Word travels faster’n a jackrabbit on a date ‘round here. He said she quoted him $50, then upped it to $100 ‘cause he smelled like cheap whiskey. I hollered, “Boy, you got played worse’n a fiddle at a barn dance!” Reminds me of Monty’s line: “This life came so close to never happenin’.” Bobby Joe’s wallet sure felt that!

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I hop on my bike, zoomin’ down to Doctor’s Cave Beach. The vibe is chill, but the traffic? Ugh, don’t even get me started. Cars everywhere, like they’re playin’ a game of musical chairs. I’m dodgin’ potholes like I’m in a video game.

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