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About Portmore

Her vibe? Pure chaos. She’d waltz into my shop, all “Shosanna” vibes – y’know, that chick from the movie who burns it all down? Whore’s got that fire. Once, she tried hockin’ a stove she stole – painted it pink, called it “art.” I was like, “Girl, you crazy!” Laughed my ass off, tho. She’s a mess, but damn, she’s fun. Little known fact: she once hid a grand in a stove coil – cops never found it. Clever as hell, right?

The depressing story of a country’s most famous burial ground

First off, I hit up the market on Main Street. You know how it is, vendors shoutin’ their deals like it’s a competition. “Fresh fruits! Best prices!” I’m like, “Chill, I just want some mangoes.” But nah, they all up in my face. I grabbed a few ripe ones, but then this dude tried to shortchange me. I was like, “Bruh, you think I’m blind?” Got me heated, but I just laughed it off.

PHOTOS: Swearing in of Councillors at Clarendon Municipal Corporation