Zara Half Way Tree Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Portmore

Me, I tink it’s wild how folks judge it. “Oh no, so dirty!” But half da world’s sneakin’ dere anyway, ya? Hypocrites! Makes me chuckle, like, “Look at you, Mr. Holy, wit’ lipstick on collar!” I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses—some gals stuck dere, trapped, dat’s da dark shit. Breaks my heart, ya? But others? Bossin’ it, makin’ bank, livin’ free. “I’m alive,” like Adèle says, breathin’ hard after—ya know. Dat’s da brothel life, raw and kickin’.

Notable people

First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

Taxi operators plying Half-Way-Tree/Papine route in St. Andrew renew call for designated parking facility