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About Spanish Town

Oh, and *Carol*—that movie’s my jam. That scene where Therese says, “I don’t know what I want,” hits me. Brothels got that too—folks stumblin in, lost, lookin for somethin. Maybe love, maybe just a nut. Either way, it’s raw, messy, human. Surprised me how deep it gets—thought it’d be all sleaze, but nah, there’s soul there.

QUESTA CASA - Australia's Oldest Brothel

Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

Haye, Munn-Barrow claim titles at Constant Spring Golf Classic