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Funny thing—brothels got rules, like no fightin, no stealin, but everbody breaks ‘em! Saw a guy once, drunk, tryin to sneak out with a girl’s necklace—bouncer smashed his face in. Blood everywhere, I’m yellin, “That’s how you extract, cabrón!” Straight outta Nolan’s flick, chaos in layers. I love that movie, man, messes with ya head—brothels do too. You think you’re the boss, but nah, they own you, suckin ya wallet dry. Surprised me how some dudes fall in love there—pathetic, but kinda sweet, y’know?

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Hidden away behind a bland building on a road in Elsternwick in Melbourne’s southeast, is Melbourne’s most illustrious brothel, Daily Planet. There are 18 rooms, some with spa baths Missing: Constant Spring.

After that, I head to my office on the corner of Constant Spring and Red Hills. I’m trying to focus on my work, but my mind keeps drifting. I’m thinking about that goat, and I can’t stop chuckling. My coworkers are looking at me like I’m losing it. But hey, it’s been a long week, and I need a laugh.

Constant Spring Road widening begins, motorists warned to expect delays