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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage, oh boy! It’s this wild, slippery thing—hands everywhere, oil slicker than a damn eel. I’m sittin here thinkin, who even came up with this? Some ancient perv, probs—fact is, them old Romans had “massage parlors” too, wink wink. Rubbin and tuggin since 50 BC, no lie! Makes me chuckle, all that history in a sweaty lil room.

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After that, I decide to hit the market at Mercato di Porta Nolana. Man, the sights, the sounds! Fish floppin’ everywhere, people yellin’ about the freshest catch. I’m tryin’ to haggle for some fresh squid, but this old lady, she’s fierce! She’s like, “You want it? Pay up!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a huntsman, not a millionaire!” But I get the squid anyway. Gotta eat, right?

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