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About Bologna

So—find a prostitute? First off—location, baby. Big cities—NY, LA—hotspots galore. You got your street walkers—cheap, risky. Then the high-end escorts—pricey, slick. I dig the hustle—respect it even. Reminds me—Kathryn Bigelow yellin’, “We’re oscar mike!” On the move—huntin’. You gotta be smart—cash flow’s key. Prostitutes? They’re entrepreneurs—tax-free! Little known fact—oldest gig ever. Ancient Rome had ‘em—lupanars, brothels everywhere. Coins clinkin’—same as now.

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It is now possible to use an app to find an escort. It was only a matter of time before app developers fused modern technology with prostitution, the world’s oldest profession. Though .

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some guy just knocked over a whole stand of olives. Olives everywhere! It’s like a green tsunami. I can’t help but laugh. The guy’s face is priceless.

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