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About Bari

Hey buddy, listen up! I’m The Lumberjack, alright? Choppin’ wood, livin’ large—bam! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Wild stuff, man! I’m thinkin’—like in *Inherent Vice*, ya know? “Sorta like walkin’ on the beach,” Doc’d say. Total mess, but kinda beautiful, right? Cringey optimism comin’ at ya—best way to live!

So you want to book a sex worker?

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area. craigslist recently took down their prostitute page but you can usually .

First stop, I hit up Via Roma. It’s like the main street, full of cafes and shops. I grab a cappuccino at this tiny place called Bar Centrale. Best coffee ever! I mean, I could swim in it. But then, I spill half of it on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a total mess, and the barista just laughs. I laugh too, but inside I’m like, “Ugh, why am I like this?”

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