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Little known fact – some brothels got secret tunnels. Yep, for kings n’ cheats to sneak out. Found that out when Jaime – ugh, don’t start – told me bout one. Nearly laughed me arse off imagining him stuck halfway. Surprised me, that did, how crafty these spots get. Proper clever, like Remy dodging knives in that kitchen!

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Brothel, Dildo Play/Toys, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

So, I’m like, “Get it together, dude.” I shake it off and keep walking. The air is crisp, and the mountains are all around. I mean, have you seen the views? It’s like nature’s own Instagram filter. But then, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a bus. A BUS! It’s the only bus in town, and it’s late. Like, really late. I’m thinking, “C’mon, Egilsstadir, get your act together!”

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