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Oh, and get this—Victorian England, whores had this secret code. They’d wear red ribbons in their hair, signalin’ “I’m open for biz.” Subtle, shady, genius! Bet Marta rocked that look, too. I’m imaginin’ her now, dodgin’ Gestapo, red ribbon flappin’, like, “Catch me if ya can, assholes!” Hilarious, but also—damn, that’s ballsy. Makes me wanna high-five her across time.

But then, this sweet old lady came up to me. She handed me a napkin and said, “Don’t worry, dear. Life’s too short for spilled shawarma.” I couldn’t help but laugh. She was right. So, I just got another one.

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