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About Dublin

I exaggerate, but seriously, it’s not all bad. Some places, like New Zealand, it’s legal and regulated. They even have unions! Unions for prostitutes, can you believe that? “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Pretty darn well, apparently. Less crime, safer workers. Made me happy to hear that, like, progress, ya know?

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So, I grab my coffee and head down to the beach. Portmarnock Beach is stunning, man. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all poetic. I sit on the sand, sipping my coffee, and suddenly, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my cup! I’m like, “Dude, chill! I’m not sharing!” I wave my arms like a madman, and the bird just stares at me, like, “You think you can scare me?”

Inside Joanna Donnelly's gorgeous Portmarnock home