Audrey Limerick Whore ❤️

About Waterford

I was mad as a wet hen at first—girl, this a mine, not a cat house! But then I seen her sass them roughneck miners, and I hollered, “Halleluyer, she got guts!” She winkin’ at ‘em, skirts hiked up, lips redder than a rooster’s comb. Little known fact, honey—back in them old days, whores’d follow miners like flies on stink, settin’ up tents faster than you can say “pay dirt.” This one? She modern, got a phone, takin’ selfies with them pickaxes—lordy!

2. There Was an Old Man with a Beard

There once was a whore from Regina Who had a stupendous vagina. To save herself time, She had six at a time, And another one working behind her.

Man, what a day! I swear, Limerick really knows how to throw a curveball. Woke up this mornin’ feelin’ like a champ, ready to tackle the world. But boy, was I in for a ride.

Public to decide where they would like to see new dog parks in Limerick