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So I hit the streets, right? Shady part of town, neon lights flickerin like they’re tryna Morse code me some dirty secrets. I’m thinkin, “The cipher’s in the streets, man!”—straight outta *Zodiac*. I see this chick, fishnets ripped to hell, smokin a cig like she’s auditionin for a noir flick. I’m like, “Hey, you workin?” She squints at me, all sassy, “What’s it to ya, grandma?” Grandma?! Bitch, I’m Tina fuckin Fey, I’ll roast you from here to Siberia! Got me heated, but I laughed—props for guts, ya know?

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First off, I hit up the local café on Castle Street. Best coffee in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my flat white, and boom! This dude walks in, all decked out in a bright pink suit. Like, who does that? I’m tryin’ not to laugh, but I can’t help it. He orders a “fancy latte” or whatever. I mean, c’mon, it’s just coffee, mate! But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

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