Emilia Ballyboden Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Little known fact? She’s got this tattoo—tiny planet on her wrist, like *Melancholia*’s end-of-days vibe. Saw it when she handed me some janky report, all misspelled—13 typos, easy. I was like, “Whore, you blind?” She grinned, “Nah, just fast.” Surprised me, that wit. Thought she was all looks, no brains—wrong! She’s sharp, just don’t give a crap. Kinda respect that, y’know?

Eoin Dowling

First off, I’m out on the main drag, Ballyboden Road, and I’m just trying to grab a coffee from my fave spot, The Coffee House. You know, the one with the killer scones? But of course, there’s a line out the door. Like, c’mon people, it’s just coffee! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could’ve made my own at home. But nah, I needed that caffeine fix.

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