Sofia Athy Whore ❤️

About Galway

Heya buddy! So I’m like, this fish guy, right? An itchy-ologist or somethin’! And today I’m blabbin’ bout *whore*—no wait, I mean *wahoo*—that speedy fish, ya know? Not some lady from *Moulin Rouge!*—tho that’s my fave flick ever! “The greatest thing you’ll ever learn!”—love that line, heh! Wahoo’s this long, shiny dude swimmin’ super fast in da ocean, like zoom zoom! Looks like a freakin’ torpedo with fins, I swear!

TOGETHER WE WILL CONQUER THE...

Jennette the Protagonist of "Lovely Princess". She was actually 'created' by her mother, Penelope Judith. Aka a cheating whore and a bitch. High five, Arthur.

Later, I head to the Athy Library. I’m trying to get some research done for my next promo campaign. But it’s packed! Everyone’s in there, probably trying to escape the chaos outside. I finally find a spot, and just as I’m getting into it, the fire alarm goes off! Everyone’s scrambling, and I’m just standing there like, “Really? Now?”

ALERT—Essential road works due to take place in Athy, County Kildare