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So, I tried it, ok? Apps, sites, the works—thought I’d find a prince, not a pig like those greedy saps Miyazaki warned us about. First date? Guy shows up, smells like stale ramen—ugh, made me wanna puke! I was, like, “Boy, bye, take your stench to Yubaba’s swamp!” Total bust, pissed me off big time. But then—THEN—second try, this chick, total babe, winks at me over drinks. I’m thinkin’, “Oh, I’m in—like Haku savin’ Chihiro!” Sparks fly, we’re vibin’, next thing ya know, it’s Netflix and *chillll*. Happy? Hell yeah, I was grinning like a damn fool!

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But then, this guy in a suit walks up, all serious. He’s like, “You can’t play here.” I’m like, “Dude, we’re just spreadin’ joy!” But he’s not budging. I’m ready to throw down, but the crowd’s like, “Boo! Let them play!” So, we keep goin’ until he finally storms off. Victory!

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