Savannah Helsinki Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Kuopio

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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Oh man, Ullanlinna is posh AF, with narrow streets like Hovinsaari Road – wait, is that even right? But whatevs, it's all fancy, ya know? And then there’s the epic Esplanadi boulevard – wowee, it flows into the Market Square near the harbor. I once stood there, all dreamy, thinkin’ “what a world, mate,” just like that scene in "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days," when everything seems so absurdly complex yet so real – like… “it’s a whirlwind, ain't it?”… mumblin’ like Mr. Bean, y’see.

On the waterfront in Helsinki – a zen regeneration game