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About Helsinki

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

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I gotta mention the neighborhoods! Take Vaniemäki – it's got these tight-knit streets like Valtakatu, full of vibrant street markets where local vendors sell the best pastries ever. Honestly, those flavors blow my mind! And then there’s the hipster hub, Kurikkala. My personal fave spot? A hidden rooftop cafe on Tuulenkatu, where you watch the city wake up — it’s just magical, you know? Sometimes I get mad at how underrated it is, like, c’mon people, this place is a stunner!