Abigail Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, whores had secret codes! Like, hairpins meant “busy,” ha! Sneaky, huh? Surprised me big time—thought they just, y’know, stood there. D’oh! Guess I’m dumb. But serioulsy, *Shame* nails it—sex ain’t simple. Whores know that, live it. Brandon’s all “I find you disgusting,” but he’s the creep! Ugh, gets me riled up—hypocrisy, man!

“Discover Felanitx: insider tips and sights on Mallorca”

Felanitx in Mallorca is a picturesque town located in the south-east of the island, which attracts tourists with its unique atmosphere and natural beauty. Surrounded by hills and olive groves, it .

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

A lion sculpture in Mallorca has inspired a new novel