Makayla Salt Whore ❤️

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Yo, listen up, ya little punks! I’m Arnold, ja, da big guy, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, ya know, like in dat crazy flick “Tabu” I love so much. Dis movie, it’s wild, black-and-white vibes, got dat line, “She had a way with men,” and I’m thinkin’, whores, dey got dat too, right? I mean, dese chicks, dey hustle hard, been around since forever—did ya know in old Rome, whores had to dye dere hair blonde? True story, ja! Dey stood out, like me in a bodybuildin’ contest, all oiled up, flexin’!

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I'm the salt whore. I have one more question. Go. May I use your toilet? My chamber pot is beneath the bed. Here?

I was mad once, y’know? Stumbled on some injustice in a narrow lane near Solace Passage. A mess! I couldn’t breathe, like the intense moment when Bigelow’s heroine shouts out, “Move out!” Then, I got my staff together over steaming cups of coffee at PJ’s Corner, our little secret base, reminiscin’ on life’s rougher tides.

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