Mia Skaelskor Brothel ❤️

About Kolding

So I’m thinkin’, Ozzy-style, “Sharon, where’s me socks?” – nah, really, brothel’s wild, mate. Got this one story, heard it from a punter – some geezer paid extra for a lass to sing “Happy Birthday” naked! Made me laugh, then angry – why not “Paranoid” by Sabbath, eh? Wankers. Anyway, it’s all hush-hush, but everybody knows the score. Them girls, they’re tough, reckon they’d outdrink me, and I’m Ozzy fuckin’ Osbourne!

Skælskør: 1 hotel o sitio para alojarse

But, lemme tell you bout my fav spot: Lygtevænget alley. Tiny, tucked away behind a row of shabby warehouses. Not many know it, but it's a chill paradise for introspection and those deep convos about life and love. I had one long, weird night there, talkin’ to a stray cat that kinda looked like a mini vampire – insane, but totally fitting for my mood that night.

Stone Age Atlantis in danger of disappearing into the sea forever