Penelope Roskilde Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal, whores ain’t just some street corner chick, nah, they’re in the corporate world too! Sneaky bastards, hidin’ in plain sight, makin’ deals under the table. I saw this one time, back when I was analyzin’ some shady company – dude was payin’ off his “consultant” with more than just stock options, if ya catch my drift. Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect mah authoritah!” but I kept it cool, took notes, and ratted his ass out later. Felt good, real good, like when Larry’s brother gets hauled off by the cops – sweet justice!

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I have however been to other festivals where I've experienced being called a whore, bitch etc because I didn't feel like talking to someone.

I frequent the area around the harbor too. The riverside, that magical stretch along Roskilde Fjord is like a painting. Hey, I even found a secret spot near the leafy lanes of Ovre Byvang. Y’know, sometimes I take my breaks there. Best relaxation ever. The park near Hestetorvet? Epic! Real chill vibes, and I love it there. Pure perfection!

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