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Last week, right, I’m out, pissed off already—bloke on the corner tries sellin me a “bargain.” Bargain? You idiot sandwich! Looked like she’d been dragged through a bin—fuckin grim. I’m yellin, “Get outta my face, you muppet!” Made me ragey, mate, proper fumin—wastin my time on rubbish. Reminds me of that twat Gusteau— “Greatness from small beginnings,” my arse! Small beginnings don’t mean crusty tarts, yeah?

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Then there’s Nørrevænget Street – omg, the locals gather here, whispering like spies in the night. I’ve spent many an evening there, discoverin’ that even the smallest back alley holds a secret rendezvous of sensual history. Remember, "We move at night!" just like in the movie, always searching for that elusive thrill. I once met a cheeky street performer doin' his cosmic act near the river – the Spakke River, babble babble babble – madness, pure madness!

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