Lauren Brondbyvester Whore ❤️

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Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, whore, huh? Bein’ the big brain lab head, I got thoughts! Whore’s like that chick in *Before Sunset*, y’know? “Time is a lie,” she’d say, wanderin’ Paris, all free and messy. Whore’s got that vibe—livin’ loose, no clock tickin’. I’m naggin’ nasal Marge here, so listen up! Whore ain’t just some street gal, nah. It’s old as dirt—didja know ancient Rome had “lupanars”? Brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf! Wild, right? Makes me happy thinkin’ how they owned it, struttin’ like queens.

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So, Brondbyvester... it's a mixed bag of quirks and cozy corners. I'm talkin' the old brick streets near Skovvej and the trendy vibes down at Havneboulevarden. These spots, they got stories, capisce? There's this park, Pladsen Park, where I used to take my laptop to work on the dating app – yeap, tech meets nature, like Blue Is the Warmest Color vibes, ya know? Some days you feel all poetic, others, fuck it, you're just out for a smoke.

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