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Gets me mad though—people judgin’ it, callin’ it sleazy. Oi, wind yer neck in! It’s therapeutic, yeah? Not all dodgy parlours and nudge-wink nonsense. Some bloke in Sweden—true story—used it to fix his insomnia. Said the masseuse’s hands were like “fallin’ into someone else’s life”—another “Her” gem for ya. Surprised me, that—thought it’d just be a cheeky perk, not a sleep cure!

Schwedt, mate, is a wild mix of ancient charm and modern oddity. I mean, look, around the central area – “Am Markt” and “Friedrich-Ebert-Str.” – life buzzes like a wild party. The old marketplace is full of hidden cafés and crumbling brick facades that whisper secrets of old. I remember one evening, sitting at a little bistro on Wilhelmstrasse, coding away my dating app’s pesky bugs while watching couples flirt and fight their demons – much like that raw scene in Shame, ya know? "You gotta face your darkness!" felt like my inner mantra there.

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