Elise Schwedt (oder) Prostitute ❤️

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Alright, here we go, happy little trees! So, I’m a stockbroker, right? Tradin’ stocks, makin’ bucks, but lemme tell ya bout this stock—Prostitute! Nah, not a real stock, but damn, it’s a wild ride thinkin’ bout it. Picture this: Wall Street’s all suits and ties, but Prostitute? She’s the wildcard, struttin’ in with heels clickin’, makin’ every broker’s jaw drop. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’, “There’s no mistakes, just happy accidents,” like in *Eternal Sunshine*. Ya know, that flick where Jim Carrey’s tryna erase his ex? Prostitute’s like that—unforgettable, even if ya try.

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