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About Hamburg

Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Eric Andre, your fish-obsessed ichthyologist, divin’ into the wild world of “find a prostitute” like it’s a damn deep-sea trench! So, check it—imagine me, sittin’ there, watchin’ *Caché*, my fave flick, right? That creepy-ass Haneke vibe, all paranoia and secrets, got me thinkin’ ‘bout prostitutes in a whole new way. Like, “Someone’s watching us,” I mutter, peekin’ out my window, wonderin’ if the fish in the tank are judgin’ me too.

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

'Dead fish everywhere'