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So, ya, whores – dey badass, dey funny, dey real. Sometimes I tink, if I wasn’t Gru, I’d be one, struttin’ me stuff, stealin’ hearts and wallets. Ha! Lightbulb! Dat’s da dream, droogs – livin’ big, no rules, just guts. Whaddya tink, eh? Whores, dey da real deal!

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

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